That Would Be AWESOME!



Comedy Rap
Quirky, Social Satire lampooning  Pop culture and the decline of the American lexicon.

 









Intro

That would be Awesome!
That would be Awesome!
Mmm, hmmm, that's right.
You're piercings are so Awesome.
Awesome tattoo. You're hair is so Awesome. Awesome... Awesome... It's
Awesome. Just Awesome. AWESOME! Awesome... That's how Awesome.


Let's do it!



Verse One

There's an Awesome problem from L.A. to Gotham.
We've got some lazy verbiage, it ought to be discouraged.
Vocabulary shrinkin', the lexicon depletin'.
No time for thinkin', always textin' and tweetin'.

Combat brain decay - don't us a hackneyed cliche.
Oooo, Don't do it. Mmm-hmm, that's right.
That Would Be Awesome! That would be Awesome.



Chorus

Once the Grand Canyon and the Northern Lights were what inspired Awe.
Now it's a new tattoo, designer cockapoo and all things bourgeoise.
Awesome is the view of Planet Earth from space,
Not a tackle box of piercings that ornament your face.


I don't mean to be unkind, but your vocabulary might need redesigned, if you have constipation of the mind.
Your brain might need a mental laxative, so you can be more imaginative.
For God's sake, could you give us a break and incorporate another adjective.
That would be Awesome!  That would be Awesome...



Verse Two

In this age of clones, don't you want to stand alone?
Be a visionary, just pick up a dictionary.
Everybody's joined the chorus, where are all the non-conformists?
Be a tree, not the forest, just pick up a thesaurus.
Combat brain decay. Don't use a hackneyed cliche.
Oooo, Don't do it. Mmm, Hmm, that's right.
That Would Be Awesome! That would be Awesome.


Chorus

Once the Grand Canyon and the Northern Lights were what inspired Awe.
Now it's a new tattoo, designer cockapoo and all things bourgeoise.
Awesome is the view of Planet Earth from space,
Not a tackle box of piercings that ornament your face.


I don't mean to be unkind, but your vocabulary might need redesigned, if you have constipation of the mind.

Your brain might need a mental laxative, so you can be more imaginative.
For God's sake, could you give us a break and incorporate another adjective.
That would be Awesome!  That would be Awesome...


Bridge

Time to reword. Time to reword.
Time to reword, if ya got the nerve.
Break from the herd, herd, of myna birds.
Splendid, Resplendent, Stupendous and Superb;
There's lots of lovely adjectives, you can be assured.
Activate your brain stem. Create some verbal mayhem.
Awesome this and Awesome that - it's beginning to get absurd.


Chorus

Once the Grand Canyon and the Northern Lights were what inspired Awe.
Now it's a new tattoo, designer cockapoo and all things bourgeoise.
Awesome is the view of Planet Earth from space,
Not a tackle box of piercings that ornament your face.


I don't mean to be unkind, but your vocabulary might need redesigned, if you have constipation of the mind.
Your brain might need a mental laxative, so you can be more imaginative.
For God's sake, could you give us a break and incorporate another adjective.
That would be Awesome!  That would be Awesome...


WORDS.







































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