The Elves Are Gonna Party
On   Christmas Eve



Those naughty Elves are tearin' it up after Santa leaves for his rounds, in this Rock n'Roll Christmas perennial.
 








Verse One

We Elves are so excited on Christmas Eve,
We just couldn’t wait ‘til Santa did leave.
We been makin’ all the toys for them girls and boys,
Now it’s time for us Elves to make some noise.
Since we’ve been so nice, now it’s time to get naughty,
Santa’s sleigh is on its way, now the Elves are gonna
Party!

Verse Two

Since Santa left the workshop we’re pullin’ out all the stops and
Gettin’ rowdy, don’t have to answer to the Boss-Man.
Kris Kringle’s on his rounds this Christmas Eve,
Now the Elves are gonna mingle;  got somethin’ up our sleeve.
Since we’ve been so nice, now it’s time to get so naughty,
Santa’s sleigh is on its way, now the Elves are gonna
Party!

Verse Three

‘Tis the night before Christmas, Santa’s Helpers gettin’ soused.
Every creature is a’stirrin’ raisin’ the roof on this house.
Rum and eggnog is a’flowin’, everybody’s Rock ’n’ Rollin’,
Grinch and Scrooge are hip-hoppin’, Frosty is a honky-tonkin’,
Since we’ve been so nice, now it’s time to get so naughty,
Santa’s sleigh is on its way, now the Elves are gonna
Party!

Verse Four

Elves are gettin’ down to business on this night before Christmas.
We got some North “pole” Dancers more Vixens than Prancers.
There’s sweet Candy Cane who’s earnin’ her stripes,
And Yule Tide Carol makin’ spirits bright.
Since we’ve been so nice, now it’s time to get so naughty,
Santa’s sleigh is on its way, now the Elves are gonna
Party!

(Solo)

Verse Five

Them Eight Maids A’milkin’ I udderly desire,
Feels like my chestnuts are roastin’ on an open fire.
And just as I get ‘em underneath the Mistle Toe,
I hear, “Whoa!  Whoa!  Whoa!”  from Mr. Ho-Ho-Ho!
Since we’ve been so nice, now it’s time to get so naughty,
Santa’s sleigh is on its way, now the Elves are gonna
Party!

Verse 6

When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear,
Oh, shit, it’s Saint Nick and a red nosed reindeer!
He got his rounds done early,
And right now he’s lookin’ surly.
‘Cause our party he’s a’crashin’,
We Elves all start a’dashin’.
Now he’s makin’ a list and he’s checkin’ it twice.
Oh, we shouldn’t’a been so naughty -- we should’a been nice!

Verse 7

We shouldn’t’a been so naughty, we should’a been nice!
‘Cause now he’s makin’ that list and he’s checkin’ it twice!
Oh, you better watch out, I’m tellin’ you why,
‘Cause if Santa finds out, you gonna cry.
We shouldn’t’a been so naughty, we should’a been nice!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night!!!
















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